Putting Things Together

Writing, spawned from thoughts, which emanated from feelings about the things that surround me. These may or may not scare you. However, I assure you, I am quite able to control myself in large crowds if I have to. And, I can behave around clients too. Hear that you clients? Hello?

10/24/2004

It Must Be Time To Elect Something...

I think it must be all the hoop-de-do about the elections coming up that has me jumping out of my skin. By now, if you are like me, you hate everyone involved in the political spectre. I am so over seeing and hearing all those sappy presidential candidate's one-liners and sound bites that I just want to blow a head gasket.

I loved John Kerry's good-'ol boy southern hick drawl when he inquired the other day about getting that lame-ass duck hunting license: "Can I get me a hunting license here"? The whole thing was just so that he would seem like a "real guy" to all us real guys out here.

Now if I could just get me a real president...

The World's Worst Client...

Soon, I will be telling the story of the worst client I have ever worked for. This person is so hideous that I am now involved in a full-blown lawsuit with this jackass.

I don't want to publish all the gory details yet however. I am saving those for the trial.

Designers: do not get yourself into a situation where you have to go to court to fight over money. It is quite expensive and I have spent well over US$5000.00 on this deal and that has only covered the initial court paperwork that has to be filed in order to go to trial. My attorney informs me that I could spend easily over US$10,000 to US$15,000 on this matter. God I love this business!

This is one of the reasons I am so burned out on the contract design biz. I am tired of dealing with all the bullshit involved with holding all these crybaby's hands. I have been reduced to producing contracts that are so incredibly iron-clad and indemnifying that I would hesitate to sign them if I was the client. I am literally adding clauses to the contract that say things like " this project has no time limit, or due date" in order to compensate for the timelines that are always expanding due to all the various trades that come before my scope of work in a project. I am so sick of having to be on the hot seat because the general contractor's plumber is so far behind that once I am finally allowed to get my work installed, the owners are jumping up and down and freakin' out on my ass...

I fully plan to write a great novel on the "Nightmare of Design". Look for it as soon as I can get away from these psychos who pay my bills!

Do I worry that my clients are reading this blog and wondering if I am speaking about them? Of course not because, as they well know, it's not them I am speaking about, it's the other really bad ones I refer to. My clients who are reading this know that they are one of my best clients ever and I love them for it.

10/23/2004

Welding and Design Classes

Ok,

The classes we are teaching in welding and design are about to officially start. It has been kind of a hassle to get our act together with all the projects and jobs filling the schedule right now. I am cleaning the shop and getting the space ready to accommodate all the students who are interested in the classes. I have had over 30 inquiries about the different classes so I guess it is time to rock.

I am updating the website and in addition, starting a new site http://www.acme101.com that is dedicated to the welding and design classes exclusively. You will be able to go to either patryan.com or acme101.com to get to the same information.

Once again, if you are interested in Beginning Welding, Fabrication Classes, Furniture Design and other Design-Build classes in the Denver area, you should check these classes out. They will be intense and not too expensive. We are teaching them from the design and art perspective rather than from the "trade school" angle in order to concentrate on the real-world applications of design and artistic fabrication.

The classes are presently open for classes beginning November 8, 2004 and we will add sessions as we need to handle the demand.

10/04/2004

What to help someone? What to design something?

Put your so-called design skills to work here

Here is a site I have been monitoring and watching for awhile. I finally registered and am now digging deeper into some of the problems that are up for grabs. A great concept and very well-designed layout. This is design power.

Starting Up or Starting Over

I have just finished reading Guy Kawasaki’s new book, The Art of the Start – The Time Tested, Battle Hardened Guide for Anyone Starting Anything. This was a fun book to read and at the same time, it is also a great reference for anyone who has been down the road of small biz startup before. If you are familiar with Guy Kawasaki, you know his West-Coast-Silicon-Valley-“I love Macintosh” philosophy and writing style. I probably would not suggest this book as a how-to for the first-time entrepreneur just out of the gate because Guy’s inside information and anecdotes are probably a little on the advanced side for the newbie. If you don’t know what “dilution” is off the top of your head, then this book would leave you confused in some parts. Offsetting some of the venture-capitalist speak are obvious pointers such as DON’T CAPITALIZE EVERY WORD IN YOUR EMAILS! I particularly liked the filler on T-Shirt design; but I guess those stiff, non-designers out there developing genetically engineered yogurt and pea pods, need guidance as they set up for that big IPO day…

That being said, I loved the book for its bang-on dialogue on business-building and its take on growing your concept past the simple sole-proprietorship or LLC. phase. By combining useful know-how with real-world narratives, this book is way above most of the “How to Start A Small Business” – type genre crap on the market today. Some of Guy’s flaky California Evangelical weirdness such as “Get A Morpheus” and “Achieve Humanness” are really just over-branded syllogisms for simple nuts and bolts strategy and thinking but like I said, that is Guy’s style and it works.

So I do recommend you read it. Besides, it will take approximately 4 to 5 days to read cover to cover as it is set up visually like a wordy PowerPoint presentation (something Guy advises to avoid at all costs…) and is easily organized around visual chunks of information. You could probably read this book in a day but I would not recommend it. Although the book appears simple and clean in its type and layout, the actual content is quite involved and is not so much a step by step procedural guide but rather an advanced book on strategic theory and psychology. That is probably what gives this book a fair amount of credibility with me is that it does not pretend to be a “Business For Dummies” kind of book in any way, shape, or form. Most of the startup-type business books suffer from way too much insignificant detail that is, in actuality, never applied in the real Startup World. Real-world concepts like bootstrapping and pitching are hardly touched in these stupid tomes usually written by some dufus MBA or ex-accountant. Most of those books will begin the process of building your business with the assumption that you have $25,000 cash sitting in your checking account somewhere that miraculously showed up there or was invested by someone close to you. They never start from the premise of what constitutes a true start up: no money, no employees, no investors, no board of directors, and hardly any market.

Finally, I believe that the last chapter in the book is key for any one (especially service industry types like designers). Without throwing a spoiler, I can say that the idea is that ethically, you should do what is right. This means playing by ethical rules of engagement in business and life. I know all this stuff and so do you but reading this chapter is like a little review of what we should all believe deep inside. Read it and shake your head knowingly, realizing that simple reinforcement of these guiding principles of business can keep your clients happy, keep you from over-stressing, and keep you out of court.